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Friday, 10 November, 2006

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    10 things:

  1. I am unhealthily obsessed with automotive transportation, even though I resent that it’s all but mandatory.
  2. By my own standards, I am unacceptably vain.
  3. I have an uncanny ability to avoid sexual situations.
  4. Indeed, I am working on four three years since my last boink, or functional equivalent. Oddly, I don’t have any anxiety or distress about this.
  5. I once welcomed the chaos introduced by random nudity, even my own. Because I’m so vain, that was a few years and thirty pounds ago.
  6. I have a “fetish” for very lithe, svelte women, although that isn’t a secret, and athletic women which appears to be related to the above, but it is in no way limited to svelteness.
  7. I have on more than one occasion exploited a “fetish” certain particularly tall women have for short men.
  8. I’ve never traveled abroad. I’m not even sure I qualify for a passport.
  9. I can sit in my home and not interact with humanity for epic expanses of time. My record is nine days.
  10. I am a backward hillbilly, and don’t know what to do about it. If I could …
  11. I am demonstrably insane.
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