Skip to content

Yo soy candyass.

Friday, 7 July, 2006
  • Why is it that so much homemade pornography is made with a television operating in the background?
  • Wal-Mart will restore its reputation the same way it built it in the 1980s. The will become the leading distributor of green products, including e85 and biodiesel blends at its retail fueling locations. The move will be all publicity oriented, but they’ll do it.
  • The smart car will either fail in America or be the hottest thing since indoor plumbing … well, okay how ’bout the Mitsubishi Eclipse. You know, that car Chrysler ordered Mitsu to overbuild then market to hip young people who defaulted on about 60% of the loans.
  • We will see the Ka, Bantam, Atos, and all those cars Americans don’t want sold as hip. The only problem is how do you make the anti-SUV hip, specifically?
  • Biofuel biofuel biofuel. I’m telling you. It’ll be a fad, but anything that keeps money in the hands of the yanks and out of the hands of the so-called jihadis is a good thing. Yes, this includes their Yankee proxies.
  • I thought the craving would go away after 72 hours. I soon go to work with one desire. The taste of home and love in my mouth, the heat inside my body, the unique relief only dosages of narcotics can provide …

I’ll just go to bed and forget about it.

oh, and Carrie, if you’ve Googled me and found this: It does a better and more objective job or explaining what has happened to me than I could myself. So there.[radius]

Advertisements

Comments are closed.

%d bloggers like this: